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डिवाइड एंड रूल (Divide and Rule – Benefits of Displacement)

This is actually an Indian poem/joke on the harm that ‘divide and rule’ policy has caused. From anthropological point of view, it is actually about displacement. How easily people lose perspective as soon as they start ‘earning money’ in currency in exchange for anything they do! This happens not only in India but right here at home wherever you might be. ...

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हंसना मना है

हंसना मना है पुलिस वाले ने कार वाले को रोका – यह सुरक्षा वीक है। आप सीट बेल्ट पहन कर कार चला रहे हो इसलिए आपको ५००० रू का इनाम दिया जाता है। आप इस इनाम का क्या करोगे? (हंसना मना है) कार ड्राइवर – मैं इस इनाम से अपना ड्राइविंग लाइसेंस बनवाऊंगा। पिछली सीट पर बैठी उसकी माँ बोली ...

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Murdering English language

Murdering English language Leave applications Infosys, Bangalore: “Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.” Oracle, Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the “mundan” ceremony of his 10 year old son: “As I want to shave my son’s head, please leave me for two days.” Leave-letter ...

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Life is like that

Life is like that – When TV came to my house. I forgot how to read books. – When the car came to my doorstep, I forgot how to walk. – When I got the mobile in my hand, I forgot how to write letters. – When computer came to my house, I forgot spelling. – When the AC came ...

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Amitabh Bachchan’s Replacement

Amitabh Bachchan’s Replacement Since Amitabh Bachchan’s is out for Kaun Banega Crorepati, here are a few persons who could audition for the show. Nana Patekar: Jaldi se jawab bol. Sahi jawab tere ko lakhpati bana dalega.Galat jawab tere ko hijda bana dega. Amjad Khan: Kitne options the? Chaar ! Soover ke bachchon ! Chaar chaar options ! Bahut nainsaafi hai ...

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Bhola ji Declares War!

Bhola ji Declares War! One afternoon, George Bush was sitting in his office when his telephone rang. “Hello Mr. Bush,” a heavily accented voice says. “This is Bholaji. I am ringing to inform you that I am officially declaring war on you!” Well, Bholaji,” Bush replies, “This indeed is important news! Tell me, how big is your army?” At this ...

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Two Cows Join World Politics – understanding Political Ideologies

Two Cows Join World Politics SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour. COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk. NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you. BUREAUCRATISM: You have ...

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It’s Performance, not Position that Counts

It’s Performance, not Position that Counts A Priest dies and is waiting in line at the heaven’s gate. Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket and jeans. God to the guy: Who are you? Guy: I am Udupi-Mangalore Express Bus driver. God: Take this gold robe and enter the kingdom ...

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